More resolutions!

3 01 2017

8. Get twice as many followers on Twitter (currently, I have 27, so 54.)*

8a. Tweet as least once a day.

9. Get twice as many followers on Instagram (currently, I have 10, so 20).*

9a. Post at least one photo/video a day.

10. Go to bed before 11pm at the latest.

11. Stop procrastinating when it comes to replying to messages and emails because I always end up forgetting.

*Probably the most difficult goals since I suck at this social media shit. Help!

How to increase Twitter followers without pandering?

8 04 2015

Hopefully you didn’t click on this post to find out how to gain more Twitter followers without pandering to mass media because I want to know for myself. I have a Twitter account (@theaaronchan) and it would  certainly be nice if I had a few more followers, but I have no idea how to get more without tweeting about current pop culture shit because I have little to no interest in it (except maybe for John Oliver). I don’t listen to Top 40, I don’t have Facebook, and I rarely watch Hollywood blockbusters. A friend told me, “You just have to use current hashtags” and I replied, “What the hell is currently a hashtag?” In my world, what’s in is the Guster concert I attended last week, watching Wild Tales yesterday, and my forthcoming memoir, which of course no one knows about. So I have no idea. And I’m not about to tweet about Madonna’s new album because I care as much about it as I do about having sex with a vagina. Which is not at all.

Is there a way to get more followers without joining the rest of the world in the mundane?

I finally did it.

8 10 2013

My name is Aaron, and I have joined twitter. *hides face in shame* It’s all for networking and my “career”, I swear!

On the brightside, I will try to write properly and scathe about how much I hate human civilization, so that’s good, right?

Anyway, here’s me. Follow me or whatever.