The 5-Minute Facial Workout

If there aren’t already, someone should make youtube videos of themselves doing these workouts because I want to laugh at them.

Grow Marijuana Now!

What’s next? Rob a bank now!? The Idiot’s Guide to Prostitution?

The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex

Complete with handy information, such as if you see your ex, don’t hide behind a potted plant, and act nonchalant and be sure to tell them about how you’re “busy” with “things” and that you have “plans.”

Wow, why didn’t I borrow this book?