I want to vomit all over the books

27 12 2014

Felt nauseated after eating a veggie croissant today (should’ve gone with the mercury-infused tuna instead). So much for trying to be more vegetarian. I felt like vomitting and I’m sure I would’ve if I continued to think about vomit and puking all over the carpet and the children’s books that are probably full of germs anyway. But I didn’t, so I didn’t vomit.

The end.

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27 12 2014
Rich Paschall

Don’t vomit on the children’s books. Aim for the political section instead.

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