Bathtub and desk. What a day. Who needs family and presents when you have a sponge and vacuum cleaner? Am I right? (Come to think of it, those two items could be taken in a perverted way… excellent.)
aaron's random musings
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aaron's random musings 
Ok, one sucks but what are you doing with the sponge?
Not lathering myself up?
yeah, that explains it