Zac Efron is gay.

INT. FIFTH AVENUE CINEMAS – DAY

Aaron is the doorman for the day.  A WOMAN (50’s), typical middle-higher class Kitsilano resident, strides in.

AARON:  Hello.

WOMAN:  Hi.

She notices the poster hanging nearby ofThe Lucky One, playing at the Ridge.

WOMAN: I saw that movie a few days ago.

AARON:  Oh yeah?  How was it?

WOMAN:  Well, that Taylor Schilling?  She seems anorexic.

AARON:  Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised.

WOMAN:  And him? (she points to Zac Efron)  He came across as gay to me.

AARON:  Ahh.  Well, there are rumours about him that he is.

WOMAN:  The chemistry between them didn’t seem real, and I didn’t believe it… but the story was good!