Moon metaphor

14 11 2011

A friend on facebook always posts these sickly romantic status updates and I decided to try and balance out his disgusting words of romance with my cynicism.

“I’d rather have you as my moon than my star, at least I know you’ll always be close by and I don’t have to reach that far to hold ur hand”

My response: “Actually, research has shown that the moon is very, very slowly drifting away from the Earth. Might want to re-think that metaphor.”



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