Me: “Guess what? I had a dream last night that I got shot in the back and it hurt sooooo much!”
My mom: “Was there any blood?”
Me: “Uh… maybe? I think so… but it hurt so much!”
My mom: “Good. If there’s blood, then that means you’re going to get money sometime soon.”
Me: “Oh. But what about me getting shot? Doesn’t that mean something bad?”
My mom: “Um… no, not really.”
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